(my child is a) VAMPIRE.
He may look innocent but hidden behind that adorable smile and chubby cheeks are some razor sharp little teeth looking for their next victim.
This picture was from his most recent attack. My brother has a similar wound on his back and I have others in various stages of healing.
Shoes. Phones. Books. Metal. Glass. Remotes. Chairs. etc.
He'll bite it all as fast as he can grab it. But he especially likes to gnaw on mommy, I can tell because he smiles as he clamps down.
Some Things he won't bite:
Daddy (a slight that causes some hurt feelings)
Mission Tortillas (he only likes the kind you cook yourself)
Here he is sharpening his fangs. Notice the red eyes.
Luckily we have a couple years of training until preschool. Its one thing to be the parent of a nose picker or an ant licker but to be the parent of a known biter? Please. Not me.
