(my child is a) VAMPIRE.
He may look innocent but hidden behind that adorable smile and chubby cheeks are some razor sharp little teeth looking for their next victim.
This picture was from his most recent attack. My brother has a similar wound on his back and I have others in various stages of healing.
Shoes. Phones. Books. Metal. Glass. Remotes. Chairs. etc.
He'll bite it all as fast as he can grab it. But he especially likes to gnaw on mommy, I can tell because he smiles as he clamps down.
Some Things he won't bite:
Daddy (a slight that causes some hurt feelings)
Mission Tortillas (he only likes the kind you cook yourself)
Here he is sharpening his fangs. Notice the red eyes.
Luckily we have a couple years of training until preschool. Its one thing to be the parent of a nose picker or an ant licker but to be the parent of a known biter? Please. Not me.
5 comments:
"All I want for easter is my two front teeth" Hunter has a whole mouth full of sharp teeth and he doesn't quite know how to handle that so he chomps on his mommy. Maybe you can ask the dentist for some teeth trays like we use for bleaching our teeth. He's absolutely the cutest vampire I've ever seen!!!!
One solution might be to get him fitted for teeth guards (the kind you put the bleach in to bleach teeth). He is definitely a chomper with lots of teeth....but oh so innocent! Such a cutie!
That's hilarious. I had no idea we had vampire blood running through our family lines!
Hunter bit my finger (said with a British accent!!) Watch out he may become a youtube sensation! Just film him biting your neck. Hee Hee hee
hahaha only you could make your sweet little Hunter sound vicious! I don't buy it, he is too cute!
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